Wednesday, July 9, 2008
LAME JOKES
hahas. chatted wif jon n cy in msn .
jon is asking us those lame jokes larh!
knn!
REALI CANOT STAND HIM LARH!! TAT PIECE OF SHIT!
tis is the jokes tat he sae.. ENJOY!.. but i knew ppl who read already will surely slap tis guy one larh.. he is a lame shit! LAME SHIT!
Q: Andy Lau went to pub one day to drink. He called for a waiter to place his order. What is the name of the waiter?
A: ah ha, gei wo yi bei wang qing shui..
Q: what kind of shoes is the happinest
A: black leather shoes (hei pi xie)
Q: why cannot slp with an empty stomach
A: er meng (hungry dream)
Q: One day the cake fell down and don't want to get up. Who can encourage the cake to get up again?
A: pig. (zhu gu li dan gao)
Q: xiao ming step on da bian, why his shoes not dirty
A: cause he never wear shoes
Q: walk a cow to north pole, guess a sports brand
A: new balance (niu bei leng si)
Q: If Farm A sells vegetable and Farm B sells fish, wat does Farm C sell?
A: medicine
Q: a submarine can carry 10 people. there are 9 people; one who is pregnant. but, why did the submarine still sunk?
A: cause submarine is MEANT to sink
Q: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
A: Because it was two tired (tyred)!!
Q: Which food is the most heavy?
A: wanton mee (1 tonn mee)
Q: when u are lonely who will u think of?
A: soft drink (dang ni gu dan ni hui xiang "qi shui")
Q: What does a river want?
A: Mountain, cos "He2 Yao4 Shan1" (River wants mountain)
Q: Black Cat and White Cat is crossing the zebra crossing. Black cat is walking infront of white cat. And halfway through, Black cat suddenly turn around and say something to white cat. What did he say?
A: meow
Q: one day, dere was a bee enterin a particular house.
the bee did not notice it was a policeman house.
the bee stole some honey and the policeman happened to caught the bee red-handed before it flew away.
the policeman took out his gun, pointed at the bee and shouted to it: "FREEZE!!!"
GUESS WAD HPN TO THE BEE AFT TT???
A: "freeze"bee (frisbee)
Q: Why baby don't need to brush teeth?
A: cos bei bi wu chi
Q: Which Chinese Emperor in history is blind?
A: KANG XI
Q: Which Chinese host dun hav centre parting?
A: wu zhong xian
Q: Why can't foxes (hu li) climb trees?
A: jiao hua
Q: Once upon a time there are 2 bros Da Ming and Xiao Ming. Xiao Ming grew up by drinking milk everyday. What does Da Ming drink?
A: Wine (jiu yang da ming)
hahas.. tat idiot!.. argh
jon is asking us those lame jokes larh!
knn!
REALI CANOT STAND HIM LARH!! TAT PIECE OF SHIT!
tis is the jokes tat he sae.. ENJOY!.. but i knew ppl who read already will surely slap tis guy one larh.. he is a lame shit! LAME SHIT!
Q: Andy Lau went to pub one day to drink. He called for a waiter to place his order. What is the name of the waiter?
A: ah ha, gei wo yi bei wang qing shui..
Q: what kind of shoes is the happinest
A: black leather shoes (hei pi xie)
Q: why cannot slp with an empty stomach
A: er meng (hungry dream)
Q: One day the cake fell down and don't want to get up. Who can encourage the cake to get up again?
A: pig. (zhu gu li dan gao)
Q: xiao ming step on da bian, why his shoes not dirty
A: cause he never wear shoes
Q: walk a cow to north pole, guess a sports brand
A: new balance (niu bei leng si)
Q: If Farm A sells vegetable and Farm B sells fish, wat does Farm C sell?
A: medicine
Q: a submarine can carry 10 people. there are 9 people; one who is pregnant. but, why did the submarine still sunk?
A: cause submarine is MEANT to sink
Q: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
A: Because it was two tired (tyred)!!
Q: Which food is the most heavy?
A: wanton mee (1 tonn mee)
Q: when u are lonely who will u think of?
A: soft drink (dang ni gu dan ni hui xiang "qi shui")
Q: What does a river want?
A: Mountain, cos "He2 Yao4 Shan1" (River wants mountain)
Q: Black Cat and White Cat is crossing the zebra crossing. Black cat is walking infront of white cat. And halfway through, Black cat suddenly turn around and say something to white cat. What did he say?
A: meow
Q: one day, dere was a bee enterin a particular house.
the bee did not notice it was a policeman house.
the bee stole some honey and the policeman happened to caught the bee red-handed before it flew away.
the policeman took out his gun, pointed at the bee and shouted to it: "FREEZE!!!"
GUESS WAD HPN TO THE BEE AFT TT???
A: "freeze"bee (frisbee)
Q: Why baby don't need to brush teeth?
A: cos bei bi wu chi
Q: Which Chinese Emperor in history is blind?
A: KANG XI
Q: Which Chinese host dun hav centre parting?
A: wu zhong xian
Q: Why can't foxes (hu li) climb trees?
A: jiao hua
Q: Once upon a time there are 2 bros Da Ming and Xiao Ming. Xiao Ming grew up by drinking milk everyday. What does Da Ming drink?
A: Wine (jiu yang da ming)
hahas.. tat idiot!.. argh
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