Monday, July 14, 2008
mondae blues !!! JOKES AGAIN!
mondae blues.. back to sch again..
kena dee siao again.. but used to it le larh...so no more effect liao.. unless tat one is si bei gao lak de lor.. hahas..
anyway..2dae gastric prob comes back again. and actually nw oso have abit of pain larh..hais
today was kinda lucky larh.

(cancelled)
gt double decker bus home.
care lesson did nt change to AFD!
finally eat yong tau foo in sch!



anyway.. jon gave mi rubbish jokes again!!!




  • God saw me hungry, HE created pizza .
    HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi
    HE saw me in dark, HE created light
    HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU.

  • When ur life is in darkness pray to God
    ask him to free u from darkness
    and if after you pray
    and you're still in darkness,
    please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL

  • Girls are still girls!
    BF : What do you want to eat??
    GF : Anything will do......
    BF : Ok, chicken rice n.
    GF : But I don't feel like having rice leh....
    BF : Ok, mee goreng n.....
    GF : Don't want, too oily.....
    BF : Fishball noddle soup....
    GF : Yeeeee...So plain....
    BF : Then what you want???
    GF : Anything lor.......

  • Wife is like a tv, gf is like a hp...
    at home watch tv, go out bring hp
    no $$ sell tv, got $$ change hp
    sometimes enjoy tv, but most of time play with hp
    tv free for life but hp, if u dun pay, services will be     terminated!!!

  • if husband have diabetes, what will his wife have?
  • answer : toothache

  • 有一天，小明诳街时看到一位很正点的女孩！他便跟着那位女孩到一间熟食面摊，小明也跟了进去，鼓起勇气问那位女孩叫什么？那位女孩对小明笑着说，
  • answer : 我叫 mee-pok

  • 九孔有七个儿子，大孔最擅长是流眼泪。二孔最擅长是流鼻涕。三孔和四孔最擅长的是流口水。五孔只会到处流浪， 还有六孔喜欢流长头发！那么七孔最擅长的是什么呢？

  • answer : bleed
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